Thursday, February 28, 2008

Dear Pearl,

I do hope my letter finds you less tippy than before, Pearl. How you managed to add to your opus while twirling is quite beyond my comprehension. But I am so glad that you did. Fanny and I were near tears imagining the stillness of the long quiet seashore the morning after the stormy night. What peace and beauty you described!

All is well here. Melba is frequently with Jack on the links. But she is a good and caring mother to Fanny when she has the time. Yesterday she arranged for the Tooth Fairy to leave a small fortune under Fanny's pillow in exchange for a somewhat grisly looking second molar. Louise spent the morning hissing about some people trying to buy some other people's affection. But just before lunch our dear little Fanny bought everyone in the house a Vespa with her windfall. And Louise had to admit that she'd been a bit hasty in her opinions. Melba thought I should send you the photo Jack took of her posing with hers. How that woman loves to pose!

I Remain, As Always,
Your Devoted Miss Blue

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

More of Pearl's Story

After the Storm

The pet goat was the first to wake up the morning after the great
Storm and his tapping hoofs on the wooden floor woke up the
Brothers. And just as well. For the sun was already high in the sky.

Oh what a glorious sight met their eyes!
Hardly a ripple to disturb the long sandy shoreline now,
And the plovers and sandpipers, strutting in little tight groups
Or marching in long lines, settled in once again
To their foraging and wading in the lazy, lapping, waves.

Jim and John. I have forgotten to mention
The brother's names, dear readers. Now it is to be said
That Jim is the younger and John the older;
John being named after his father and
Jim being named after his father's brother.

So now we will talk about Jim and John in my next story.



The Celery Sachet: I remember, from long ago, sniffing the celery leaves as I carried them home from the market. Yes, Miss Blue, celery works miracles. I will order several bunches of the most healthy from our Friendly Grocer here in the Village. If it works for vertigo, and, you must remember, as fuel for cars, possibly it could be the exact ammunition to stop wars!


Thinking ahead: I will say the next new business trend could be the Food Cart for Slightly Unwell Persons. Yes, the Cart would be fashioned after the many market wagons that cruised the streets of my childhood days. Drawn by smartly groomed horses, the carts were filled with every sort of fruit and vegetable, with wooden boxes lined with blocks of ice holding the perishable milk and butter and cheeses alongside bologna rings and slabs of bacon and baskets of very fresh eggs. The vendors would call out something like "FOOD HERE. FOOD HERE." I, for one, think this is a most needed business here in the Village where many of us are enduring hunger for want of access to door to door food supplies.

Love to you, Miss Blue
Pearl, Slightly Tipping
Dear Pearl,

What a day you had yesterday, dear friend! All that spinning and dizziness and the useless calling out for it to stop. . .it reminds me of the high jinx aboard the good ship Lollipop all those years ago. Remember? The sailors cranked Old Man Trouble up into that basket and flew him back and forth like a kite in the stiff ocean breeze. To teach him to never steal another tin of sardines from the captain's table, they said. You and I thought it was so funny at the time. All that drama for sardines! Norwegians!But of course it's quite another thing to be dizzy for no good reason. I shall risk insulting your extensive grasp of all things medical by reminding you to carry a celery sachet with you. There is no better remedy for vertigo in all the world than celery! Why else would we put it in potato salad?

I Remain Your Devoted Miss Blue

Thursday, February 21, 2008


Dear Pearl,

Fanny nearly fainted when she saw the headlines about the brothers, Pearl. I must believe your storywriting brought them their subsequent good luck. Soap! How mysterious the ocean is!

I Remain, Your Devoted Miss Blue

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Valentine to Miss Blue


Yes, Cupid ran around my kindergarten room with his Bow and Arrow, Slinging Heart Messages at us while Mrs K pounded, not so delicately, on the piano keys, to keep the excitement swelling. He gave me the Valentine, it has been lost through the years. I just don't have words to thank you for your most loving gesture. And I, in turn, am sending you a Valentine. I am sure you will recognize it as one you, too, received on Valentine's Day in kindergarten. I hope it is the One. Is it?

Love, Pearl (aka Cupid, Once)

Valentine to Pearl

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Dear Pearl,

Thank you, Dear, for sending the wonderful story. It is good to know that the muse has not left you and that your typewriter is busy again! Fanny says she wishes we could grow cucumbers too. She and Louise have planted some in the coffee cups from the oiseau bleu pattern. They are lined up on the south window in the kitchen and we are drinking from the mugs instead.

Melba is back once again and more beautiful than ever. She has made amends with dear little Fanny and introduced us to her new beau, Jack Jocko. He is pleasant enough to look at but can only talk about one thing: Golf, golf, golf. Of all the wars and clothing sales and movie stars in the world he is quite ignorant. Love truly is blind, isn't it?

I Remain Your Devoted Miss Blue

Monday, February 4, 2008

From Detroit to Gagetown, Summer 1930

The factory stood, impressive in its concrete grayness; tall windows, some broken and left that way, and others boarded up. Detroit factories made cars; we wondered what this factory made. My sister thought maybe motorcycles - they were smaller than cars, and didn't need as much space as the automobile (it wasn't a very big building by comparison).

Our father drove very slowly through the downtown, pointing out the ice cream parlor, featuring Twirling Stools, which encouraged future visits there. Our father was worried about our mother and her frightening expression of disapproval. But bravely he continued the tour, exclaiming over Augusta's Grocery, where Tastee Bread was a featured item - a sign on the door said so - and a little further on down the road the Butcher Shop, with sawdust floors and carcasses of pigs and cows hanging for all to see. Store Owners waved at us as we drove by. Then there was The Grain Elevator, a place I worried about. There was an importance about the Grain Elevator; I hoped I would never have to ride the GE.

And then, the awful realization: was there not to be a school for us? Would we be forever without a school? The school with the Flag Pole in Front, the playground swings. What would we do? We nudged each other, straining our necks out of the Buick's open windows. Surely a school was somewhere near. Our mother, too, was fidgeting, sitting there next to our father in the front seat. There it was. The school. A small white school, next to a church. Our hearts sank as we considered our fate. The public school Shone in the distance, sitting atop a lovely sloping hill, perfect for sledding in the winter, a playground easily visible with swings and slides. We wanted to go to the School on the Hill. But it was not to be. Instead the little school, closer to our home and run by the Catholic Nuns, had to be endured by my sister and me.

The tour now was complete. Our house was the third house at the end of long downhill dirt road. The Purdy House, it was called by the townspeople. It had belonged to a Banker who had long since moved away. The house was painted yellow and had a big front porch and a gravel driveway with large oak trees shading the house on one side and three apple trees to climb on the other side. My sister and I fell in love with our new home. And when we discovered the Play House, painted green and yellow, there at the end of a narrow foot path (an Indian Path, no doubt) at the back of our house, partly hidden from view by a large purple lilac bush, we were elated! We were sure it was a gift to us for our goodness. We were saddened to discover it to be the Hated Out House! Our mother wanted to move back to Detroit. We didn't!

We also had inherited a Cucumber farm, along with the wonderful house. Growing in little raised hills, were the cucumber plants. As the spring and summer wore on, we were put to work picking cucumbers. Baskets and dishpans were filled with cucumbers of every shape and size; we saved some of the ugly shaped ones to fashion alien creatures not yet known to man. Our parents are making Slaves of us, we cried! But the harvesting continued, day in, day out, during the hottest summer days until not a cucumber was left on the little hills. Our parents put up Bread and Butter Pickles, Dill Pickles, Sweet Pickles, Relishes, and Chutneys. We heard that the Factory in Town had been a Pickle Factory that had gone Bankrupt because of the Great Depression! How fortunate we felt for having saved the Little Cucumber Farm!