Dearest Pearl,

Was that you spinning on the gym floor at the SLOWER CARS fundraiser last night? Or just the vertigo dressed up in your clothes?

There were appreciative murmurs from everyone when you made your appearance at long last, Dear. Your public is wide and deep and adoring. And we're missed you so. Then the fortitude you showed - walking right by the Drambuie booth without stopping! I'm relieved you are on the mend, dear friend. I shall write again soon.

I Remain Your Devoted Miss Blue