Knit and Pearlish,

Oh what excitement we've had lately!  Linguini has landed the role of Bookman is our little theater's production of "Leotard Follies."  He's beside himself with the effort of keeping his voice in shape for the daily matinees - there's a household moratorium on dusting and rug shaking.  And he submits to salt water gargles and hastily gulped olive oil shots several times a day.  Louise is so proud of her dear Linguini.  She rinses out his tights every night and hangs them on the radiator at the top of the stairs to dry.  Of course we are somewhat inconvenienced by not having his services as a butler and a driver during the run of "Leotard Follies."  But hearing him hit that high C in "The Bookworm's Lament" makes it all worth it!  

I Remain As Always, Your Devoted Miss Blue