Dear Pearl,

Mrs Highbottom has just left after spending the afternoon with us.  It was a very long afternoon as she had brought her granddaughter Paisley who lives life at a VERY HIGH VOLUME.  Louise finally silenced the child by creeping up on her wearing that old pig mask you left behind. 

As Linguini carried Her Limpness to the Highbottom Packard he was heard to mutter obsequies to George B for procuring the damn thing back in '29.

I Remain As Always,
Your Devoted Miss Blue