Dear Pearl,
What a good idea you had, Dear, to let Fanny's friends deliver your chutney around the neighborhood!  (Except that Melinda couldn't resist spreading it on the Rye Crisp crackers that her Norwegian grandmother insists she carry about with her!)  Everyone loves it!  I say, have you ever considered starting some kind of commerce and industry around your dear little concoction?  You could call it Pear's Pear Paradise - chutney for this world and the next! It would be so much fun to be businesswomen, wouldn't it?  Think of the outfits we could wear!  And Mrs Highbottom still has that extra kitchen she could be persuaded to make available for us.  Since Mr Highbottom passed away, she doesn't need to keep kosher anymore.  Oh, do consider it, won't you dear friend?
I Remain As Always, 
Your Devoted Miss Blue