Dear Pearl,

Oh dear! I can only imagine how hard you are working to make the Village safer, Pearl. There are many challenges to being a leader. I just know you will prevail. You always do. If I may make a suggestion? Perhaps the signs could be a bit less obscure. I'm totally perplexed and I am a native speaker. Imagine how confused the tourists will be! (Also, if there is another place for the barnyard animal to stand? I would move him there.)

I Remain Your Devoted Miss Blue