Dear Pearl,

Louise is on a mission to top the kiwi pie, Pearl, or she will die trying! We've spent the weeks since your letter forced to eat all kinds of green dishes she has prepared: Collard Greens Incognito, Avocado Loaf with Odd Green Filling, Asparagus with Kiwi Bechamel, Pea Surprise, Green Bean Sorbet. "If you like it," she says, "I'll tell you what's in it." We never like it! Oh Pearl, you have no idea what you started with your innovative way of looking at the lowly kiwi. The mere thought of green makes me shudder. Please advise.

I Remain As Always, Your Devoted Miss Blue