Oh Pearl,

We are so loving the story of the two brothers who are fishermen. Fanny says she has never heard a better one! Heavens know, a little distraction is a welcome thing around here. The monkey had thrown away the better part of a king's fortune before our own dear Vicar apprehended him outside the counting room. I have never liked that monkey, relative or not! But I have assured Fanny that we will get Melba dried out no matter what. And I intend to keep my promise! Even if it means I have to sell the Waterford dolphins.

Your Devoted Miss Blue