Dear Miss Blue,

There is nothing worse than an Indolent Cat, hardly reason to praise his pounce-and-kill instincts. Many stories have been written of the noble and mysterious nature of the cat. From palaces to barns they have been exalted in a frenzy of roles so that no wonder the conceit that you speak of and that Louise finds so unpleasant.

Of course, I will welcome Mr. Cat back but not without a good scolding and some punishment (no sardines for nine weeks). A limited bit of hunting here and there, just enough to keep the pantry free of mice. Crevices sealed and scrubbed will help, I'm sure. I have read stories about the dearness and smartness of mice and I am hoping they will continue being playful and helpful as they perform on the storybook stages of the little children who find them lovable, often dressed in little suits and dresses, holding canes and umbrellas, eating candies and solving problems for the storyteller.

And so, adieu for this day, Miss Blue. Please send another letter my way when you have some time.

Pearl, as I wait for Mr Cat.