about elsie, 1926

If you see eyes big and round

One is black and one is brown

That's my Elsie Schultzenheim

If she's walking down the street

And you notice two left feet
That's my Elsie Schultzenheim

She works for a doctor

And she makes money quick

She stands right outside his door

And makes people sick

Curly teeth are in her mouth

One points north and one points south

That's my Elsie Schultzenheim